Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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