Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Actions speak louder than pants.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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