...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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