her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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