Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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