I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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