Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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