carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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