at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
