Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I smell stomach acid.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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