I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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