3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Randomize
