He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'm both gender and math confused
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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