OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
