hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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