Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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