the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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