He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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