come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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