i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
The air taste purple.
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