Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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