A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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