before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
BRING THE BAGELS
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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