Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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