Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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