I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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