Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
