apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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