He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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