Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Fuck appropriateness.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
