forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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