that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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