youre lurking in front of me
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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