oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Small penises have feelings too.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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