Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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