actually, I'm a sock model
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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