i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Randomize
