No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You were trust falling into bushes
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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