why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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