So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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