she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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