the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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