Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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