can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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