my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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