All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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