That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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