So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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