As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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