Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
and she was petting her beer can
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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